Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Football Limericks


An Alternative
If you found yourself unimpressed
By Rooney, Lampard and the rest,
Then take consolation
In Spain's elimination
And instead, think of taking up chess.


A Second Alternative
When you're cursed with a leaky defence
And life doesn't seem to make sense,
Try your best not to worry -
There's still Glastonbury
For a weekend that's really in tents!


Patriotism
Our neighbours had painted their shed
All white with two bright stripes of red
But their team lost the game,
So down it all came.
Now they're getting a greenhouse instead.

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