All excited and expectant.
I've come off the wagon, in spectacular fashion:
Back on the disinfectant.
You knew my problem had returned –
The air was lemon-scented –
I can't curb my lust to clean and to dust!
Don't sit on that! It's rented!
I've taken out all the furniture,
Because really, enough is enough!
How do you mean for the house to be clean
When you fill it up with so much stuff?
I've scrubbed down all the surfaces
To take the edge off the squalor.
Polished the pine until it all shines
(though some tables are now a bit smaller.)
At least I'm not out doing drugs!
This vacuum's the best on the market!
The house was a tip before I let rip –
Now you can see your face in the carpet!