Tuesday, 20 March 2012

The B Stands for Beatrice

If the corpse could talk,
Here's what it would say:
It was Fletcher what done it!
Quick! Lock her away!
Don't you find it odd
How she solves each case
Before the police and
At break-neck pace?
As though she knows
How the death was performed...
She really can't be innocent,
She's just too well-informed.
Once, I was like you,
the truth, I too, forsook.
But then she stove my head in
With her latest hardback book.
Never put your trust in her!
She'll only kill and maim,
And it takes just forty minutes (plus adverts)
For her to shift the blame!
The authorities suspect her
But there's nothing they can do!
It's only circumstantial!
They haven't got a clue!
Spend some time alone with her,
You'll come back on a stretcher.
Never put your trust in her!
That demon: JB Fletcher!

1 comment:

  1. This is quite possibly THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!