Thursday, 23 February 2012

Arnold Schwarzenegger Haiku


Conan the Barbarian
Arnold wears leather.
He's not adequately clothed,
Punches a Camel.

Robots! The Musical
Skynet makes cyborgs.
Your clothes, give them to me, now.
Time travel, plot holes.

Predator
Hunter is hunted.
Dreadlocks make monsters cooler.
Arnold's arms look weird.

IVF
A man gets pregnant
Then 'hilarity' ensues.
I don't like this film.

It's Not a Tumour
Kimble teaches kids.
I'm a cop, you idiot!
Ferret saves the day.

Obviously not Identical
They don't look the same.
There is no resemblance.
It's hard to believe.

2 comments:

  1. Running Man:
    Once vacant stomach,
    Piercing fist,
    A spine left broken

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    1. Yes! Thanks for getting on board, Paul! Any thoughts for 'Jingle all the way'?

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