She might admit that she only said yes to him
While on the rebound from Michael Armstrong.
He propositioned her, drunk and on a whim
They're coupled till better people come along.
Her kissing technique leaves much to desire
While she lacks skill, at least she is keen,
Knowledge of the G-spot he's yet to acquire
But they're comfortable in their routine.
If she had her time over, they'd be history
There's no way she'd fuck him outside KFC
Most of that night's still a mystery
Now they're almost happy, anyone can see.
And comfortable is better than lonely
A three-year stop-gap relationship only.